This is a copy and paste reply
Sorry about this, but it looks like you haven't read my profile!
Chances are you have done one or more of the following:
No face photo
Were horribly rude (surely not!)
Are asking about things that are completely different or contradictory to what I'm looking for.
Have another read through my profile (maybe make yourself a cup of tea). Perhaps after reading it over you'll decide to have another go, or that I'm not worth the fuss and that there are other fish in the sea.
Either way, take care and all the best, unless you were rude, in which case, shame on you!
Firm, but fair, I thought. And saving me precious typing time I can better dedicate elsewhere. Like a nice, long email to Blondie on the precise nature of boys who like to say "no" and what might happen to them.