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Friday, 26 March 2010

Walk tall

Just a brief point on high heels. Having practiced and practiced and practiced I am now at the stage where I no longer fall over.

However, neither do I appear to look especially sexy:

"You're still galumphing"

Am I?

I thought I was sashaying. Or maybe strutting.

The problem is, unless I actively devote every neurone in my brain to paying attention to walking in heels I appear to just settle into my standard, normal, getting from A to B pace. I am coming to the conclusion that heel wearing is a bit like language acquisition, if you haven't got it by a certain point you never will.

Back to the drawing board...

3 comments:

Mark said...

I tried heels once, a cross dressing friend of mine had size 11's, I made it from one end of his living room to the other and didn't break the shoe or my ankles, and at 6'4" plus heels I probably looked rediculess, what with the waving of arms that went with it...

Sir said...

sighs.....

clearly more incentives needed

electronic doll said...

@Sir,

Incentives you say? Tell me about these incentives...