I have a new Christmas present requirement. It contains everything that a woman could want, and all in a beautiful and attractive display case.
The deluxe edition of Rammstein's new album Liebe ist fur alle da which features dildos cast from each member of the band, cuffs and lube. I could make some sort of "stocking filler" related pun, but I'm not going to. I shall merely wonder which one belongs to that fine, strapping, germanic specimen, Mr Lindemann.I do like a man whose shoulders have different post codes. Especially one with that voice.
Excuse me whilst I go and have a little lie down.